This Is The Exact Way That You Should Not Play Basketball

DeMarcus Cousins has perfected the way you do this game wrong.

1. In Tuesday night’s Kings-Nuggets game, DeMarcus Cousins had a rough time. A very rough time. Like, a “I only made one shot and missed 11” kind of rough time.

2. And it gets worse. Not only did Cousins make only one shot for his team — he made just as many for the other team.

3. On the bright side: Cousins did have 13 rebounds and five blocks!

4. On the not-so-bright side!

7. Thanks to the incredible advances in broadcasting, though, we have another great angle on Cousins’ unfortunate play: