Aside from that, and their diminutive heights — for football players, anyway — the four guys have something else in common.
But I can’t quite pin down what it is.
Oh, I remember now.
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That’s right: literally the only trait that these guys share is their love of a cold cut and a good deal.
Just kidding: it’s actually that they’re white.
P.S.: we’re not saying the Patriots are racist! They’re not! It’s just funny that they keep signing players for the same position who share the same anomalous characteristic. Like if they kept signing redheads.”
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