The New England Patriots' Yearbook Cover Is A Weird Presidential Nightmare

    Guess what, everyone: Tom Brady's the President, his offensive linemen are the Secret Service, and we're all going to die.

    Kevin Lincoln
    by Kevin Lincoln

    BuzzFeed Staff

    I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.

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    YOU TELL HIM, DUDE.

    Either way, New England, this is weird. Here's a better idea, and one that features a PROFESSIONAL actor.