A Short Play On The Occasion Of The NBA’s Weirdest Trade In Years

JaVale McGee, Nene, Nick Young, Ronnie Turiaf, and Brian Cook? What the hell is happening here? posted on

Nene stands at a crossroads in his Nuggets jersey, looking forward.
Nene: I’m so confused.
The devil shows up.
Devil: Hey, dude.
Nene: Did you do this?
Devil: What?
Nene: Did you just trade me for JaVale McGee???
Devil: Oh. Yeah.
JaVale McGee and Nick Young fall from the sky.

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JaVale: OK I’M GOING TO RUN OVER THERE.
Nick: Calm down, JaVale.
JaVale: NO WAIT WHERE AM I.
Nick: JaVale, you’re headed to Denver.
JaVale: IS THAT A CITY OR A PLACE IN MY HEAD.
Nene: This guy? Seriously?
Ronny Turiaf: Hey guys!
Nick: Ronnie, where the hell did you come from?
Ronny: Oh, you know! I’m going to Denver!
Nene: Wait, you too?!?! This is what I’m worth?
JaVale: I’M WORTH A THOUSAND GOLD COINS.
Ronny: Don’t worry, Nene! I like you a lot!
Nene: This is depressing.
Nick: What’s that thing up there in the sky?
Nene: I think that’s Nate McMillan. Whatever, man. John Wall and me. We’re gonna be best friends.
Nick: Yeah dude, good luck with that. I get to play with Chris Paul. Do you KNOW how many shots I’m going to take per game?
JaVale: LOOK HEY I JUST DUNKED ON THIS APPLE TREE.
Devil: You and George Karl are going to get along great.
Nick: By the way, who is Brian Cook?
Nene: No idea.
Devil: I can’t place him.
Ronny: Doesn’t ring a bell.
JaVale: GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALL?

(Original Photo by Keith Allison. Edited by BuzzFeed) Flickr: keithallison

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