1. This is Josh Reddick. Josh Reddick is an outfielder for the Oakland Athletics.
Check out that beard. That is a beard like Godzilla is a dinosaur.
2. Today happens to be Josh Reddick’s birthday, and also MLB picture day.
Happy Birthday @joshreddick16! You can have your pie and eat it too. http://t.co/mRz59xUH— Oakland Athletics
3. So, Josh Reddick did what any normal person would do, if they could, on their birthday/picture day: he posed with the WWE Championship Belt.
4. I don’t know where he got it. The world may never know where he got it. But I don’t care. The important thing is that he has it, and he’s never giving it up. Like a champion.
6. Hey champ. I don’t know what you’re the champion of, but whatever. Keep doing what you’re doing.
7. Seriously, though: what are you the champion of, Josh?
- The U.S. government is investigating possible unlawful coordination by some airlines to keep prices high ✈️
- U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry will travel to Cuba later this summer for the opening of a U.S. embassy there.
- The U.S. Episcopal Church, which appointed an out gay bishop in 2003, has voted to let clergy perform religious same-sex marriages.