In Praise Of James Harden, The NBA's Sixth Man Of The Year

So elegant, he can only be honored in verse.

Getty Images

James Harden can taste

Raindrops on his stuck-out tongue.

His beard is soggy.

Thanks for taking Swag

101, with Professor

Harden. Let's begin.

Ronald Martinez / Getty Images

I ball hard with my

best friends. We're getting matching

tats. Kev's hiding his.