Haikus For Gerald Green, Who Dunks Like A Baffling Air God

    The NBA's current dunkmeister makes us wax poetic.

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    Gerald Green, once an

    NBA wash-out, now dunks

    Like a winged rhino

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    I mean, dude can fly.

    His forehead easily clears

    the rim. Both hands, too.

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    Human mountain god

    Dwight Howard couldn't even

    Mess with Green's dunk swag.

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    Too bad he spent years

    Coasting weirdly through Europe

    And the D-League ranks.

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    Don't leave us again,

    Gerald. You make Derrick Rose

    Seem almost human.