Gerald Green, once an
NBA wash-out, now dunks
Like a winged rhino
I mean, dude can fly.
His forehead easily clears
the rim. Both hands, too.
Human mountain god
Dwight Howard couldn't even
Mess with Green's dunk swag.
Too bad he spent years
Coasting weirdly through Europe
And the D-League ranks.
Don't leave us again,
Gerald. You make Derrick Rose
Seem almost human.