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"Hey uh look what I found (grumble grumble)"
2.
Lifelong Penguin Mario Lemieux always wondered when he'd get to meet his bosses
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Athletes Advocating For Adorable Animals
5.
"What do you MEAN there aren't any skates in my size?" "Sorry, dog."
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"Nice teeth, Beluga whale," said the Atlanta Falcons.
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Brandi Chastain likes 1. dogs 2. being awesome
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David Ortiz gets very emotional around dogs
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Does Pikachu count as an animal? Does the Phillie Phanatic count as an athlete? Sure!
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Cheetahs are liable to false-start.
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Apparently, when players sign with Benfica, they have to hold this eagle. Pablo Aimar's like, "What up, eagle."
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The Astros might be baseball's worst team, BUT THEY HAVE A PET CALENDAR
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"My name is Evgeni Malkin, and I prefer being big spoon. Especially with lions.
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Back when athletes' salaries were lower, Catfish Hunter used to freelance as a ringleader at Barnum and Bailey's circus.*
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Jake the Snake: often seen with snakes!
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Chillin with Venus / chillin with Venus / When I say I'm chillin with Venus / I'm really chillin with Venus
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Gianluca Zambrotta recruiting the newest Italian national team player
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Cannavaro does the same
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New York Islanders wives and girlfriends at the 2010 DOGCATEMY CELEBRITY GALA
