A Surefire Way To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

Narrated by NBA legend and surprisingly funny person Chris Webber. posted on March 20, 2013 at 1:52pm EDT

Kevin Lincoln BuzzFeed Staff posted about 2 months ago

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A Surefire Way To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

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1. Tuesday night on NBA TV, the studio announcers were running over the evening’s highlights went they got to this wonderful scene of domestic strife. The great Chris Webber provides stellar narration.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4DMVgID-7U0.

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2. Really, it’s a narrative story in three acts. Act 1: The First Denial

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3. Act 2: The Second Denial

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4. Act 3: Detente

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5. This is a saga that contains the whole of human life, guys. It’s beautiful.

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Get your own ice cream, woman!
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Man she should’ve gotten her own ice cream! People like that are just the worst. “No I don’t want anything I’m just going to eat half of YOUR food, thanks.” You go, guy.
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- A.Leigh a month ago
  
  It is entirely possible that they intentionally bought it to share. My boyfriend and I do that all the time (not with ice cream, though, no way am I sharing my ice cream). I do agree, though, that people who insist they don’t want any but then eat half of someone else’s are kind of annoying.
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A Surefire Way To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

1. Tuesday night on NBA TV, the studio announcers were running over the evening’s highlights went they got to this wonderful scene of domestic strife. The great Chris Webber provides stellar narration.

2. Really, it’s a narrative story in three acts. Act 1: The First Denial

3. Act 2: The Second Denial

4. Act 3: Detente

5. This is a saga that contains the whole of human life, guys. It’s beautiful.

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1. Tuesday night on NBA TV, the studio announcers were running over the evening’s highlights went they got to this wonderful scene of domestic strife. The great Chris Webber provides stellar narration.

2. Really, it’s a narrative story in three acts. Act 1: The First Denial

3. Act 2: The Second Denial

4. Act 3: Detente

5. This is a saga that contains the whole of human life, guys. It’s beautiful.

A Tribute To The Preakness, Once The Drunkest Place...

The Most Impressive Way To Screw Around At Work

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