30 "Rejected" Ideas For ESPN's 30 For 30 Documentary Series

    BuzzFeed Sports contributor and The Classical founding editor David Roth started a Twitter trend with his fake suggestions for new ESPN 30 For 30 documentaries. I wanted to make a formal offering of some ideas. Call me, ESPN.

    1. Turning On The Wrights: When The New York Mets Knocked Renewable Energy Out Of The Park

    2. Miller's Crossing: The Craft Of Commentary, Presented By Reggie Miller

    3. Jurassic Snark: The Tumultuous Career Of Chris Bosh

    4. In Boggs We Trust: How A Mustache Changed The World

    5. Ride Around Shining: A Caddie's Life

    6. Win One For The Goyim: The Priest Who Became Maccabee Tel Aviv's Biggest Fan

    7. White Noise: The Post-Jordan, Pre-LeBron NBA

    8. The Lyin' King: Exploring The Seedy Side Of Boxing Promotion

    9. Go Long: How Howie Handles The High Life

    10. Here We Bo: A Baseball Player's Descent Into Bud Light

    11. Medicine Man: Brady Quinn's Second Career

    12. Zen And The Art Of Art Howe: The Other Side Of Moneyball

    13. One Dove: How Randy Johnson Changed The Avian World

    14. Burning Down The House: One Sharpshooter's Search For A Home

    15. Playoffs And Practice: A Conversation With Jim Mora And Allen Iverson

    16. Philmatic: Phil Mickelson On Hip-Hop

    17. Bowling For Cooperstown: The Hidden Underground Of The MLB's Lanes

    18. More Money, More Problems: The Barry Zito Story

    19. Dye Another Daye: Jermaine Dye And Austin Daye Talk Spelling

    20. Teemusic: Teemu Selanne's Pop-Star Past

    21. In Cold Mud: Wrestling's Dirtiest Circuit

    22. Rolling On The River: A Close Look At The World Of Log Rolling

    23. Pennington's Place: Playing Quarterback Without An Arm

    24. Kicking It Old School: Remembering The New York/New Jersey MetroStars

    25. Mr. Relevant: Finishing First After Getting Picked Last

    26. McCutchen If You Can: Christopher Walken Interviews Andrew McCutchen

    27. Killing Them With Kindness: The Secret Life Of Tim Duncan

    28. A Rose By Any Other Name: Following Derrick Rose's Rehab

    29. Nightswimming: What Ryan Lochte Taught Michael Stipe

    30. P.S. I Love You: How Caroline Wozniack's Won Rory's Heart By Blanking Him On The Court