There is something wrong with my life: I just listened to every single one.
Standing in his boxers in the kitchen, my BF said that his AIDS test came back negative - and he had told himself if it came back negative that he would ask me to marry him. So, he asked me to marry him. No “I love you.” No ring. No was my answer…
Holy shit I am old.
Don’t think there should be an age restriction on these.
Not taking sides or jumping to conclusions other than jumping to the conclusion that she looks hammered.
If this was only required reading for every human being…
Um, is that pig getting a bath in a bidet?!
Only a sample of ten people? That’s a pretty tiny pool of test subjects…
MY GOD, THE DUST IN THIS OFFICE.
GOOD JOB BUB!
East Atlanta Village
*what a touching insight
Completely terrifying - want a touching insight.
#19 just about broke my heart!
Well, that’s f-ing depressing.
We are so screwed.
It totally got dusty in here when I got to that one…
AWKWARD WORK CRY.
it sure is dusty this morning.
#1 FOR REAL!!!!!
that monkey in the last picture is my new spirit animal.
i thought mother love bone was grunge…
yes, americans are dumb. not all of them - but glaringly more of them that get on tv or take surveys or get voted into the white house. let’s move on.
I was there!!! I got to see that live!! He is absolutely amazing.
no need to make up stories about the room being dusty - i just straight up cried. that was incredibly touching.
i think this is my favorite thing of all time.
As my friend put it: “Man, if the charge for exposing war crimes is 35 years, the charge for committing war crimes must be pretty steep, right? Right??”
well, that was depressing.
EL WAFFLE BLANCO!