1.
You don't have a problem confronting a situation head-on.
2.
Some might call it complaining, but clearly they lack the depth of insight that you have.
3.
You don't like being told what to do or how to live your life.
4.
People don't always take too kindly to your presence, and you can't quite figure out why.
5.
You have an impeccable sense of style and are notably fashion-forward.
6.
You believe that tough love is an essential part of individual growth and development.
7.
You make it a priority to always stay up-to-date with the most important news, information, and commentary.
8.
You don't know why people interrupt you in the middle of the day and bother you with their small talk.
9.
Especially when those people have a hard time understanding your completely sensical and sound logic.
10.
You're not easily tricked and never fall for your weird neighbors' shenanigans.
11.
But you might borrow their exotic pets and dress them up as you see fit.
12.
And you'll proudly take ownership over what you did.
13.
That is, until Animal Care and Control gets involved.
14.
In that case, you'll just let someone else take the hit.
15.
You have no tolerance for any boisterous commotion, and aren't afraid to show your frustration.
16.
Your gorgeous apartment is filled with lots of precious gems and artifacts.
18.
And unique, one-of-a-kind lamps that are both functional and decorative.
19.
Since you're so well-read, your apartment is obviously full of newspapers.
20.
You keep a "Big Book of Grievances." Let's be honest, you need a place to vent because people can be the worst.
21.
You really, really don't understand why your noisy neighbors upstairs can't keep it down.
22.
Eventually, your friends start to take notice of the crazy transformation that has become of your life. They're also a little startled by it.
23.
To be honest, you even start to scare yourself.
24.
And that's when you officially know the morphing-into-Mr. Heckles process is complete.
