Ha. What a prick. You’ve obviously never served yourself. The grass is always greener. It’s easy to stand in one place and cook food all night. You know what’s not? Dealing with people. Dealing with their modifications, their complaints, their gluten allergy, their desire to sit by the tv, their need to drink 20 diet cokes because they’re “zero calorie”, they’re griping about the food not coming out fast enough despite the fact that they’ve only been waiting 10 minutes in a full restaurant, their snapping at you or yelling at you like a dog, trying to talk to you while you’re talking to a 6 top because their needs are more important…. All 6 times over! Whatever man. I have no respect for you until you put on an apron and hit the floor. Thank god our kitchen isn’t full of assholes like you. We all work hard and we all work together to get the job done.