1. This granny who's like, "Ha, I'm 82 and still more stylish than you":
2. This grandma who believes you should never let anything stand in your way:
3. This nonna who doesn't even care that they see her rollin', they hatin':
4. This gran who insists that beauty is pain:
5. This mimsy who always has her cake and eats it, too:
6. This nana who's like, "Let me give you some pointers on bein' cool":
7. This g-ma who preaches that it's OK to take names and kick butts sometimes:
8. This grams who's like, "Honey, you don't look any better in that skirt the second time around":
9. This nana who believes that every issue is best resolved with a dance-off:
10. This memaw who only invited you over for her Easter eggs:
11. This gramma who's sorry to say she is way more into Pokémon than you:
12. This nonna who's like, "Come on love, jazz was dead in the '60s":
13. This grandmother who's decided that she's attended enough of your recitals for one lifetime:
14. This grandma who's like, "What's the deal with airline food?":
15. This granny who's proving that no matter how high your age, you can always get low:
16. This g-ma who swears that friends come and go, but rock 'n' roll is forever:
17. This memaw who ain't got time for bad customer service:
18. This grandma who wants you to take a seat, because this is going to take a while:
