1. For the ’90s addict.
Just in case your friends didn’t already know you were born in 1990.
2. For when you need an extra nose to pick.
Good luck fitting it in your pocket!
4. If you’re having a really hard time growing up.
I mean, we DO all love Disney.
5. If you’re really into snack time.
WARNING: May leave you in a constant state of hunger.
6. When you’re forever alone.
Someone out there must think this is a good idea, right?
7. If your childhood dreams of being an architect have since been destroyed.
You can at least live vicariously through this case!
8. When you’re looking to go undercover.
Well it’s a good disguise for one side of your head, anyway.
9. If you just want people to think you’re weird and artsy.
Lobster case? Yeah, why not.
11. If you want to scare people away.
On the bright side, nobody will try to steal your phone.
12. If you’re SUPER nostalgic.
Eh, we’ll pass on this one.