1. When he posed for this photograph.
2. When he made this comment.
3. When he made this revelation.
4. And this one.
5. When he gave being an agony uncle a go.
6. When he experimented with head accessories.
7. And other kinds of accessories.
8. When he visited Hamburg.
9. In fact, any time he's been away.
10. When he shamelessly promoted his tour.
11. Basically whenever anyone tries to slate his music.
12. In fact, any time he takes to Twitter he could not GAF.
13. Like so.
14. Zero. Fucks. Given.
15. When he celebrated Christmas in style.
16. And bonded with his fans.
17. This time he appeared on TV.
18. When he made this comment about Noel Gallagher.
19. And tried to be arty with his food.
20. When he stood on a sink and didn't care.
21. When he joined Instagram and immediately took the piss out of his own music.
22. When he tried to sell some James Blunt merchandise.
23. And when he retweeted this comment.
24. When he went out and was surrounded by beautiful women.
25. In fact any time he goes out.
26. Particularly the time he decided to hang out in a beer fridge.
27. And invade Jennifer Hudson's personal space.
28. When he wrote an open letter to a Labour MP and called him a "classist gimp".
29. And when he shared this with his 1 million followers.
Me! Me! Pick me! RT @blackeyelined: Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke?