1.
Sleep is never the same.
2.
Privacy is a blissful memory.
5.
Your kids love your bed.
6.
Your family will spoil your kid rotten.
7.
On nights out, you're being stalked.
9.
Part-time parent resentment.
11.
Your time alone is null and void.
12.
What "Honey Do" list?
13.
You're the good cop ... and the bad cop.
14.
All potential partners need to be approved.
15.
The Talk: Boy's Edition.
16.
The Talk: Girl's Edition.
17.
Wanna see crazy? Mess with my kid.
18.
When they're gone, you're lost without them.
19.
To them, you're a superhero.
20.
You're patronized by the happy couples who got it right.
21.
The love is a special kind.