1. "...Set adrift with the timeless pleasures of tubular bells..."
2. "This PUNK CD is loaded with our favorite tunes, maaaaan." [soft rock starts playing]
3. "Freedom Rock has it all, maaaan."
4. "Oh. My. God. Becky?? Look at her butt."
5. "I can't believe I'm sitting here with Air Supply!" "Thanks, Angela."
