1. This is your manicure:
2. This situation is worse than death:
3. Every hug is a lottery for calamity:
4. Every pissed off stranger lingers with you for days.
5. You run the faucet whenever you visit the bathroom at a friend's house.
6. You constantly wonder if your favorite people are just tolerating you.
7. You dread having to push past people at concerts.
8. You beat yourself up over comments like this:
9. You read sarcasm into every conversation.
10. You assume every passive-aggressive Facebook status is about some shitty thing you've done.
11. Whenever you can't remember someone's name:
12. This is a nightmare:
13. You assume your pettiest mistakes are already notorious.
14. EVERYTHING EVER IS ALL YOUR FAULT:
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16. To quote the great leaders of history:
Comics by Claire Jarvis, Ashton Olive and Extra Fabulous Comics and our syndicated cartoonists Jeremy Kaye, Drew Toothpaste, KC Green, and Cyanide And Happiness.