1. Instead of returning the baby penguin to its mom, you did this:
2. Instead of liberating the “Goldeneye” scientists, you did this:
3. Instead of saving Cassandra in “Perfect Dark,” you planted mines on her.
5. When Peppy asked you to do a barrel roll, you shot him instead.
7. You destroyed everyone’s chickens in Dre’s name.
8. You taught your “Animal Crossing” villagers some pretty raw slang.
9. When no one was looking in “Mario Kart 64,” you jumped fences.
(OK, you deserve to win if you could pull this off.)