13 Ways Animal Crossing Will Stomp On Your Heart

Beware: these cute games are emotional bruisers.

1. Aren’t these villagers cute? Don’t just just want to frolic in the grass and call them schnoo schnoo?

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2. Hold it right there, New Leaf mayor. They know you have feelings, and they’ll gut you for having them.

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3. This is what happens when you try to impress your cutest neighbor.

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4. And when they finally start returning your letters–

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5. –they’ll ditch you for a better town.

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Meaner new neighbors will live in the houses you were once welcome in.

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6. Being yelled at by Mr. Resetti will seem like a walk in the park.

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7. They’ll talk such smack behind your back.

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8. You’ll try to escape the neverending gauntlet of shopping, mortgage, and home-improvement hell–

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9. –But everyone will judge you by the clothes you wear, the furniture you buy, the zip code of your paltry house.

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10. They’ll talk about hipsters a whole lot.

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You’ll live under the thumb of this slum lord.

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13. And Phyllis will never let you write back to your mom.

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15. Crazy Redd’s auction will prey on your love for art.

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16. The museum will sarcastically frame your greatest achievement.

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17. What is this? Parks & Recs?

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18. Oh my lord, what is even going on?

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19. The only ones you can trust is that stoner Pascal.

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20. And this DJ guitarist dog.

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21. And this down-and-out shoeshiner dude.

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22. Guard your feels in New Leaf. Animal Crossing is HARSH.

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