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True scientific fact: the godzilla parrot drove all superheros to extinction
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The PH level of an acid owl's spittle is -9,000
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The lich cormorant builds its nests from human femurs
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Drill owls can fly right through a tank's armor
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Its only natural predator is the drill cat
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The stomping duck buried all of North Korea's nukes
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Pterocranes plucked Amelia Earhart out of the sky
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Bicep gulls preside over thrones of skulls
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Why. Why is this even happening.
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This octo-owl will trail its moist tentacles across your cheek at night
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12.5% of the world's knife crimes are contributed by this golden eagle alone
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The cerebrus cockatrice nagged half of '50s teenagers to death
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And this galactic songbird exploded over Siberia