11 Doomed Office Romances We've All Experienced

Roses are red, violets are blue, why the hell doesn't the office Wi-Fi work in the bathroom?!

1. Friday-morning Doughnuts

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WHY CAN'T YOU QUIT THEM?!

2. The Hold Music on the Conference Call System

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It's so calm...so soothing. Sadly, it's always interrupted by a conference call.

3. The Coffee Machine

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Fueling your co-dependency issues since about eight o'clock this morning.

4. Gary

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Your pranks were funny at first, Gary. AT FIRST.

5. The Copy Machine

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It's like you're having the same argument over and over again.

6. Your Healthy Lunch

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It started out so strong, but now you find yourself thinking that maybe there's something better out there.

7. The Elevator

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It's never not weird.

8. Your Computer

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It's helpful for work, but it's extremely helpful for not working.

9. That Candy Bowl on Gloria's Desk

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Filling you with regret since Gloria bought all that candy six months ago.

10. The Lunch You Put in the Work Fridge Last Week Then Forgot About

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It deserves no more of your love.

11. Kathy's Birthday Cake

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Happy birthday to Kathy, and happy "Day You Gave Up on Your Diet" to you!

For more office romance fails than you can shake a spreadsheet at, check out Kevin From Work, all new tonight at 8:30/7:30c on ABC Family.

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