Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable
Ok, so technically only the tomato paste was declared a vegetable, but everyone knows tomatoes are really fruits. I guess the real story here is that Obama wanted to take your school pizza away.
Congress is about to pass a bill that will:
* Block the Agriculture Department from limiting starchy vegetables, including corn and peas, to two servings a week. The rule was intended to cut down on french fries, which some schools serve daily.
* Allow USDA to count two tablespoons of tomato paste as a vegetable, as it does now. The department had attempted to require that only a half-cup of tomato paste could be considered a vegetable — too much to put on a pizza. Federally subsidized lunches must have a certain number of vegetables to be served.
* Require further study on long-term sodium reduction requirements set forth by the USDA guidelines.
* Require USDA to define “whole grains” before they regulate them. The rules would require schools to use more whole grains.
“This agreement ensures that nutrient-rich vegetables such as potatoes, corn and peas will remain part of a balanced, healthy diet in federally funded school meals and recognizes the significant amounts of potassium, fiber and vitamins A and C provided by tomato paste, ensuring that students may continue to enjoy healthy meals such as pizza and pasta,” said Kraig Naasz, president of the American Frozen Food Institute.
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