Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable

Ok, so technically only the tomato paste was declared a vegetable, but everyone knows tomatoes are really fruits. I guess the real story here is that Obama wanted to take your school pizza away. posted

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable
Keenan Roberts

Congress is about to pass a bill that will:

* Block the Agriculture Department from limiting starchy vegetables, including corn and peas, to two servings a week. The rule was intended to cut down on french fries, which some schools serve daily.
* Allow USDA to count two tablespoons of tomato paste as a vegetable, as it does now. The department had attempted to require that only a half-cup of tomato paste could be considered a vegetable — too much to put on a pizza. Federally subsidized lunches must have a certain number of vegetables to be served.
* Require further study on long-term sodium reduction requirements set forth by the USDA guidelines.
* Require USDA to define "whole grains" before they regulate them. The rules would require schools to use more whole grains.

"This agreement ensures that nutrient-rich vegetables such as potatoes, corn and peas will remain part of a balanced, healthy diet in federally funded school meals and recognizes the significant amounts of potassium, fiber and vitamins A and C provided by tomato paste, ensuring that students may continue to enjoy healthy meals such as pizza and pasta," said Kraig Naasz, president of the American Frozen Food Institute.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

Facebook Conversations

12 Responses So Far

  • smg7320 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is WTF, Fail & LOL  about 5 months ago
  • tumblr.com readers just made Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable hotter  about 6 months ago
  • cutestalker thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is WTF  about 6 months ago
  • palacep   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • Ricky T thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • lgagnon thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Win  about 6 months ago
  • Kally T. thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • Emily R. thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is OMG  about 6 months ago
  • congress definitely got it right this time! dealing with the most important issue of them all.

    Kayley
    6 months ago
  • stevephengb thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Cute & Win  about 6 months ago
  • The picture is my fave food. And this article rocks

    stevephengb
    6 months ago
  • tylerj5   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • brianb26   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • karah2 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is OMG, WTF & Fail  about 6 months ago
  • Jason C.   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • FenrirIII thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • undeadrave thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • America, I weep for your future obese diabetic youth

    Lillithdv8
    6 months ago
  • Lillithdv8 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • karlm8   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable and thinks it’s Ew, Trashy & Fail  about 6 months ago
  • johnm56 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • jonathanc16 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • josip thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail, LOL & OMG  about 6 months ago
  • aed0924 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Ew, Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
  • katieg5 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • indigo thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail & LOL  about 6 months ago
  • I hereby officially declare congressmen and women to be vegetables.

    oneiozz
    6 months ago
  • joseantonioc   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • LegendOfBacon thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is WTF  about 6 months ago
  • Matt9277 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • pantsie thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail, WTF & Ew  about 6 months ago
  • .

    serafinak
    6 months ago
  • serafinak thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is starting to get hot on StumbleUpon Stumble It  about 6 months ago
  • nanonanonano thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is starting to get hot on Facebook Share It  about 6 months ago
  • harrieth2   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • Andrea Hickey thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail & Ew  about 6 months ago
  • Joe Mahma thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • robertoo thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is LOL  about 6 months ago
  • brentf thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • shelbyc2 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • alyp thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • Am I vegan now?

    aln2
    6 months ago
  • Doug Lee thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Trashy & Fail  about 6 months ago
  • this is what congress spends time deciding….

    lizzl
    6 months ago
  • victoriaz   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • iforgot2wipe thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Win  about 6 months ago
  • danielled8 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
  • i guess i eat more vegetables than i thought.

    boopbop
    6 months ago
  • brittanygeorgej thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail & Trashy  about 6 months ago
  • the Regan Administration had ketchup declared a vegetable way back in the day so it could be marked off in school cafeterias in the meal plans. this is nothing new…

    patg2
    6 months ago
  • jaclynalysel   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • natashac3   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable  about 6 months ago
  • malik thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
  • humams   Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable and thinks it’s WTF, Timeless & Win  about 6 months ago
  • haters gonna hate

    Ryan Biracree
    6 months ago
  • Schools considered it as full course meal for kids. It has meat, cheese, bread, and tomato. I think Jamie Oliver came across this.

    TxBlackLabel
    6 months ago
  • Krissy thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • Steelytony thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail & LOL  about 6 months ago
  • pablojp thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is WTF  about 6 months ago
  • tristans thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Trashy, WTF & LOL  about 6 months ago
  • bruiser thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is Fail & Ew  about 6 months ago
  • College kids around America suddenly exceed their recommended vegetable servings

    ssb062000
    6 months ago
  • ssb062000 thinks Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is LOL & Win  about 6 months ago
  • Congress Declares Pizza A Vegetable is starting to get hot on Twitter Tweet It  about 6 months ago

Add Something Interesting

      

Partner Buzz

Hot Buzz