27. David Beckham
Looks like: That girl in middle school who just got back from a cruise.
21. Luis Figo
Looks like: Asked the barber for “something that matches my shoulder pads.”
17. Sir Bobby Charlton
Looks like: The gallant knight of middle age-dom.
12. Sandro Raniere
Looks like: The protagonist of a grocery store romance novel.
4. Abel Xavier
Looks like: He was not Abel to find a decent barber.