Redditor mtglilianavess posted a photo of their two pet corgis being frightened by a large homegrown zucchini:
Zucchini is a squash, not nightshade (although let's be real, it's just as slimy and gross as eggplant unless it's served fried). An earlier version of this post misstated the corgis' vegetative instrument of torment as a member of the nightshade family. We deeply regret the error.