The Perfect Gift For The Nude Male Chef In Your Life

    Does your dad, brother, or husband love cooking AND showing off his genitals? Etsy's got you covered with this novelty apron.

    Katie Notopoulos
    by Katie Notopoulos

    BuzzFeed News Reporter

    This apron comes with a towel wrapped around, in case you need to dry your hands...

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    Oh, ho! Well what's this??? [This image is SFW, but the next one won't be]

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    Blammo!!! Fake cloth weanus with an invisible thread to prop it up!

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    Verrrrry funny, dad. Verrrrrrrry funny.