9. Super Angry-Looking Blue Jay
Talk about angry birds, amirite? But seriously, folks, it’s a big, mean-looking bird on a tie-dye shirt. If you’re not basing your entire fall wardrobe around this shirt, then you probably wear Croc-Uggs.
8. Sloth Face
Big sloth face. Timeless. Classic. What more can I say?
7. Giant Adorable Corgi Puppy with Its Tongue Out
Look at this little guy’s face! Only downside to this shirt is the constant hugging you’d get whenever you wore it. Your boss would hug you, strangers would hug you, homeless people would hug you.
6. Alien Smokin’ a Doob
What if…aliens came to Earth, and it turned out they were exactly like the guy down the hall from you in your freshman dorm who had white guy dreadlocks and a cloth wall-hanging of Bob Marley?
5. A Pig Who Loves Skiing or Snowmobiling
Why do I believe this pig was snowmobiling instead of skiing or snowboarding? I just feel it. This pig loves getting on there on the snowmobile like Todd Palin, feeling the brisk air flap in his ears, just admiring the beautiful snowy scenery.
4. Badass Wolf DJ
Untz Untz Untz Untz Untz Untz Untz Untz Untz Untz A-whoooooooooo
How is that fish propelling itself at such an extreme trajectory? Only The Mountain knows.
2. Inquisitive Goat
This is the precise angle you’d see if you passed out drunk in a barn, then woke up to a goat licking your face.
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