2. His name is Fred Durst.
3. Fred is the singer of a band. A band called….. Limp Bizkit.
6. Whoa, Fred’s switching it up on us, he’s got a furry bucket hat now. Fred, you keep us on our toes!
8. Fred directed Jesse Eisenberg in a movie. He’s a Renaissance man.
10. And the loveliest princess in the land, Britney.
12. Fred, that’s not a real lady, you ham!
15. Fred has cool friends. He even dedicates one of his songs to Ben Stiller, because that’s what good friends do.
16. Fred has so many cool friends because he’s pretty much the coolest guy around.
17. Wes is Fred’s friend, but Wes is kind of a dick.
19. When Fred wore this shirt, he made The Smiths cool.
22. Get outta here, gramps! You’re yesterday’s news.
23. Fred Durst is about to make this song freakin’ AWESOME!
27. And that, children, is The Legend of Fred Durst. C-ya!!!!!!
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