Gather 'round, children, to hear the tale of the greatest man who has ever lived.
His name is Fred Durst.
Fred is the singer of a band. A band called..... Limp Bizkit.
With his Limp buddies, Fred was the voice of a generation.
Fred has the coolest red hat in the world.
Whoa, Fred's switching it up on us, he's got a furry bucket hat now. Fred, you keep us on our toes!
Fred does all the coolest dances.
Fred directed Jesse Eisenberg in a movie. He's a Renaissance man.
Fred made love to many princesses. Like Christina Aguilera.
And the loveliest princess in the land, Britney.
Here's Fred's impression of what Christina and Britney did to him:
Fred, that's not a real lady, you ham!
Fred had a sex tape that leaked on the internet (very NSFW).
xhamster.com
Seriously NFSW, folks. Click only if you want to see Fred Durst's nude penis and don't mind a porn site being in your browser history.