Pineapple slicer. Don't slice your 'napples like a Neanderthal.
Strawberry stem remover, duh.
Multi-cherry pitter, for a true pitboss.
Banana slicer - this one slices whole 'nas at once.
Peach wedger. Not for apples, mind you, just peaches.
Avocado pitter/slicer combo. Dang those pits!
Mango splitter. What, you split your mangoes with a knife? Get the fuck out of my office.
Starberry slicer with irresistably cute strawberry shape:
File folder-style tomato slicer. I guess you still have to use a knife like a rube, though.
Lettuce knife - I have NO idea what this even means
Dessert knife. Wait, isn't this just the lettuce knife in pink?
Tomato huller. Did you know tomatos had hulls? Me neither, but I'm disgusted by them now.
Herb scissors. Not regular scissors. For herbs.
Kiwi guard. Protect your 'wis.
Lemon wraps. Like a condom for your lemons.
Lemon squeezer. Actually, I have one and use it all the time. Great tool.
Lime squeezer. No, you cannot just use your lemon squeezer, idiot.
Orange squeezer. Do I have to explain everything?
Apple corer/medieval torture device. This won't look weird at all on your countertop.
Spiral vegetable slicer. Only a jerk would cut straight carrot slices.
You'll need the jalepeno corer for your special jalapeno popper roasting rack, of course
Grapefruit sectioner. Get rid of your serrated spoon, n00b
