10. Mango splitter. What, you split your mangoes with a knife? Get the fuck out of my office.
13. File folder-style tomato slicer. I guess you still have to use a knife like a rube, though.
16. Tomato huller. Did you know tomatos had hulls? Me neither, but I’m disgusted by them now.
21. Lemon squeezer. Actually, I have one and use it all the time. Great tool.
24. Apple corer/medieval torture device. This won’t look weird at all on your countertop.
25. Spiral vegetable slicer. Only a jerk would cut straight carrot slices.
27. You’ll need the jalepeno corer for your special jalapeno popper roasting rack, of course
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