Stop Slicing Fruit Like A Friggin Caveman
We don’t live in goshdang caves anymore, so why are you cutting your food like you just discovered fire? Instead of just a knife and a cutting board, fill up your kitchen drawers with a whole array these incredibly specific items that do one thing and one thing only!
I know, right? Now tell your friends!
Stop Slicing Fruit Like A Friggin Caveman
Katie Notopoulos
1. Pineapple slicer. Don’t slice your ‘napples like a Neanderthal.
Source: amazon.com
10. Mango splitter. What, you split your mangoes with a knife? Get the fuck out of my office.
Source: zappos.com
13. File folder-style tomato slicer. I guess you still have to use a knife like a rube, though.
Source: amazon.com
15. Dessert knife. Wait, isn’t this just the lettuce knife in pink?
Source: amazon.com
16. Tomato huller. Did you know tomatos had hulls? Me neither, but I’m disgusted by them now.
Source: amazon.com
21. Lemon squeezer. Actually, I have one and use it all the time. Great tool.
Source: amazon.com
22. Lime squeezer. No, you cannot just use your lemon squeezer, idiot.
Source: amazon.com
24. Apple corer/medieval torture device. This won’t look weird at all on your countertop.
Source: amazon.com
25. Spiral vegetable slicer. Only a jerk would cut straight carrot slices.
Source: amazon.com
27. You’ll need the jalepeno corer for your special jalapeno popper roasting rack, of course
Source: amazon.com
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angeliquer3 8 months agoIf a normal knife is to complex for someone, how can you trust them with anything with multiple blades?
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Tigershark72005 8 months agoexcept for the citrus fruit squeezer most of these are unnecessary.
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Rocks4UrRocket 8 months agoThe commentary on this is hilarious, well done Buzzfeed. Now get the f*ck out of my office, rube.
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Whitney Jefferson 8 months agokatie i LIVE by that pineapple slicer at #1. $10 at amazon, it has changed me.
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librarianzrock 8 months agoThese are for people with too much drawer space and not enough basic knife skills.
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katherinerh 8 months agoI have the 2nd pineapple slicer and I love it! It leaves the shell with a little bit of fruit. So I put it in a glass container with a bottle of tequila, a month later and you have pineapple tequila.
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lynne benoux 8 months agoMy mom had the crank apple peel when I was growing up. It was great (and a little messy). Yay Pampered Chef!!
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