Pervstache aside, he looks pretty good, right?
Dan today (right)
A little grayer, but he still looks cute in nerdy glasses. Although Semisonic was a one-hit wonder, Dan has had a great career as a writer/producer. He cowrote and produced Adele’s “Someone Like You,” which he won a Grammy for.
Evan, you will be hot always and forever.
He’s another one who I think looks better today than he did in 1994. We all know what he looks like now; it’s almost more of a shocker to see him so young.
A little older and a few more lines on his face, but Ben cleans up nicely in a suit. Apparently, he’s dating actress Alicia Witt.
13. Max Collins, Eve 6
Adorable ginger rocker. The group was really young — Max was only 20 years old when their hit single “Inside Out” was released in 1998. He was surprisingly jacked for a rocker, which made him seem like the cutest guy on your high school’s soccer team.
14. Richard Patrick, Filter and Nine Inch Nails
Richard played guitar in Nine Inch Nails until 1993, when he left to form Filter. Filter was an angry hard rock band with hits like “Hey Man Nice Shot,” and then they put out that schmaltzy “Take a Picture” song. But by then Richard didn’t have a shaved head and looked pretty cute.
Gregg left The New Radicals and has had success as a writer and producer for other artists. He wrote the Michelle Branch/Carlos Santana duet “The Game of Love.” In 2012, he played with Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello during a NATO protest, looking kinda haggard.
17. Johnny Reznik, Goo Goo Dolls
Remember the video for “Iris” that had Meg Ryan in it because it was for the soundtrack for City of Angels? Never has the world seen two such perfect layered and highlighted heads in one three-minute clip.
Something about his face looks…different.
21. Dave Pirner, Soul Asylum
If he’s hot enough for Winona Ryder, he’s hot enough for the rest of us. Although you sort of knew he’d smell, right?
Seriously, has he not aged at all? Searching for pictures of him, it was nearly impossible to tell if photos were recent or old, because he clearly has some sick pact with Xenu to never age.
Another non-ager. What sick, sick sacrifice did you make, Eddie? Did you trade Ticketmaster prices for the secret of eternal youth?
Though he looks a little like Phil Spector in his wig, Crispian still looks pretty good. Kula Shaker put out a new album in 2010, and he directed the 2012 film A Fantastic Fear of Everything starring Simon Pegg.
Looking like a slutty English professor. Well done, Mr. Cornell.
27. Garrett Dutton, G. Love & Special Sauce
You thought G. Love & Special Sauce were sooooo cool, and then when you got a little older you realized this wasn’t the case.
G. Love today
Yup, still smokin’ hot.
Good grief, sweet Jesus, Joseph, and Mary. He’s transcended into immortal DILFitude.
God. Tier. DILF.
Shut it down. Shut the whole thing down.
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸