7. Guilty guilty guilty guilty goddammit so guilty.
8. “Has the jury reached a decision?” “Yes, your honor. We find the defendant GUILTY AS FUCK.”
9. Oh, don’t try to think you can get out of this and no one’s noticing, pal.
20. Um, yes, we see you.
23. Already getting into the tree box? I see where this is headed.
I don’t condone a tree-in-a-box, but I guess some people have pine allergies.
26. I am dying right now that you think there’s even a chance you’re getting away with this, bud.
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