1.
Fearless about swimming even 30 minutes after eating a burrito
2.
Panicked; searching desperately for a Starbucks bathroom
3.
Pained at the memory of peeing his pants in school in 3rd grade
6.
Just took an excellent shit
7.
Unable to decide if he's actually hungry or maybe just thirsty
8.
Definitely hungry, kind of craving Chipotle
9.
Seething with certainty he wants Chipotle.
10.
Exhilaration at learning the "Smoke on the Water" riff
11.
Silently laughing to himself as he hotboxes the elevator with farts
13.
Squeezing out a silent but deadly fart
14.
Worried about sharting
