#6 well played, raymond
#19 I need to know more about this guy. WAY MORE.
This is perfect
TEAM RACCOON!!!!! C’mon guys!!! Go raccoooooooons!!!
DON’T DO IT HE SEEMS LIKE A CEREAL KILLER DON’T GO TO PROM WITH HIM
Buying fake followers might not be as bad an idea as it sounds…. it actually will get you real followers. A few months ago, a friend bought me a bunch of fake followers as a gag gift. They all got blocked by Twitter after about 2 months, but I noticed that in the 2 month period, I gained far more followers than usual. Having a falsely inflated follower count made people think I must be worth following (I’m not, my tweets are garbage).
lol I made that tumblr
You’re right!!! Thanks for the tip. It had appeared you could only delete line-by-line before. Writing an update now!
UGH I had one of these but I threw it out.
Disagree about the text cutoff time. It’s 10:30. Texting anyone after 10:30 on a weeknight is gross.
I am totally ugly face twinsies with one of the BuzzFeed users!
#5 this image is old, definitely fake.
It just occurred to me that Leo has been epically friendzoned this whole time.
#3 isn’t the botox guy paul maloof from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
How does this not even address the WORST party, which is having to wait outside for 30 minutes for a table before you even had coffee?