Let's talk about how Derek from The Cheetah Girls was a TOTAL BABE. Those golden locks and perfect cheekbones were pretty much porn for your tweenage eyes.
Remember the super steamy moment when he delicately brushed Galleria's cheek in the cafeteria? You probably thought that was the hottest thing that could ever happen...
...BUT MAN WERE YOU TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG.
Kyle Schmid, the actor who played Derek, has blessed us by growing out the most glorious facial hair to ever exist on the planet.
HE HAS BECOME A LITERAL GOD AMONG MEN. Picture running your fingers through his beard, and feeding him grapes as you rest your chin on his chest hair.
Here you see his beard nice and trimmed. Imagine stroking it with your pinky or feeling it lightly scratch against your lips.
Here Kyle's beard is in full-grown action, heating up the airport as he prepares for his next ~adventure~.
On to the next adventure. #maltabound #malta #paultheapostle
Here he is modeling next to some ponies. How cute. How adorable. How perfect.
Kyle also starred as Saul in the movie Saul: The Journey to Damascus but really he was the bearded angel who guided us into the light.
Just look at those perfect strands. Those chocolate curls. THOSEE LIPSSSSSSS.
CAN YOU LOOK AT THIS AND NOT COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR?
