Nifty·Posted on Dec 9, 201517 Holiday Cards For Anyone Fluent In SarcasmMerry blah blah...what'd you get me?by Katherine FiorilloBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This card for the second day of Christmas: 2. This littered card: 3. For the Candy Crush obsessed: 4. This seasonal card: 5. This re-gifting card: 6. This unemphatic card: 7. This card with no sugar coating: 8. This autocorrected card: 9. This truthful card: 10. This frothy card: 11. This card for every occasion: 12. This frickin' card: 13. This PC card: 14. This joyous card: 15. This night-before card: 16. This surgical card: 17. This reality: