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Which Robot Said It: Bender Or Marvin The Paranoid Android?

*Though Marvin from the 2005 film is used visually for this quiz, the quotes are as they appear in Douglas Adams' books.

Marvin [bemoans this twice](https://books.google.com/books?dq=hitchhiker%27s+guide&id=mO-62VxpLe0C&lpg=PA1&pg=PA1#v=onepage&q=don't%20talk%20to%20me%20about%20life&f=false).

Marvin says this [to a mattress](https://books.google.com/books?dq=hitchhiker%27s+guide&id=mO-62VxpLe0C&lpg=PA1&pg=PT515#v=onepage&q=I%20am%20at%20a%20rough%20estimate%20thirty%20billion%20times%20more%20intelligent%20than%20you&f=false).

Bender says this line in "The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings."

Marvin [says this](https://books.google.com/books?dq=hitchhiker%27s+guide&id=mO-62VxpLe0C&lpg=PA1&pg=PT117#v=onepage&q=pardon%20me%20for%20breathing&f=false) to Ford.

Marvin [says this](https://books.google.com/books?dq=hitchhiker%27s+guide&id=mO-62VxpLe0C&lpg=PA1&pg=PT117#v=snippet&q=first%20ten%20million&f=false) to Trillian and Arthur.

Bender says this to Leela in "Love and Rocket." (You may also have seen it floating around as a [meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oh-wait-youre-serious-let-me-laugh-even-harder).)

Bender says this in "A Pharaoh to Remember."

Marvin [laments this](https://books.google.com/books?dq=hitchhiker%27s+guide&id=mO-62VxpLe0C&lpg=PA1&pg=PT357#v=onepage&q=coffee%20machine&f=false) while talking to Trillian and Arthur.

Congratulations, you elegant robot: You got a perfect score. Your computing capacity is higher than everyone else's, so it was a given your score would be impeccable. But you should still celebrate your intelligence. After all, you're better than everyone else.

You know your robots well, and it takes one to know one, you lovable android. Do a little robot dance to celebrate, because even though you're cold and dead on the inside, you still know how to get down.

You didn't get that many right, but it doesn't matter. You can't be bothered with these trivial mortal games, because they're so beneath your computing power, it would take some deprogramming to get these humanly things correct.

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Which Robot Said It: Bender Or Marvin The Paranoid Android?

Can you guess if Bender from Futurama or Marvin* from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy said these quotes?

Which Robot Said It: Bender Or Marvin The Paranoid Android?

Can you guess if Bender from Futurama or Marvin* from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy said these quotes?

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