2. …so finally, you decide you’re gonna join OkCupid for the seventh time.
“I’ll definitely find love this time around!”
4. …and you once again decide to give up on online dating forever.
“Please hide me.”
5. Then you get all dressed up to go out one night, you know you’re lookin’ super adorable…
9. Everyone on your news feed starts changing their relationship status to “married”…
11. And you’re just sitting at home like…
“I’m actually pretty content with my snacks.”
12. You spend your weekends binge watching Netflix.
“I am completely exhausted from nothing.”
13. Then you finally meet that person who you think you have a chance with, and you’re like…
15. You have several hundred existential crises.
“Am I really hungry for a second dinner, or am I just bored?”
18. But then you remember that you don’t need anyone to confirm how awesome you are!
19. So you’re just gonna chill out with your best friends and do you…
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