1. "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR."
2. "Heh, just wanted to spend some ~quality~ time with the fam in the kitchen...nothing suspicious going on here."
3. "MAY AS WELL CUT THE PIE WHILE I WAIT FOR THE COOKIES TO COME OUT."
4. "I promise to guard these chocolate chippers with all nine of my lives."
5. "I'm gonna need you to release that plate into my custody, ma'am."
6. "It's all happening."
7. "I've never seen anything so beautiful in my entire life."
8. "We're not going to eat them, we're just admiring how pretty they are...now run along, human."
9. "I promise you, not a crumb will be left in this jar come Christmas morning."
10. "If you think your sick joke will keep me from eating these cookies, you're wrong."
11. "Ah yes, the cookie dough now has the perfect circumference to fit in my mouth."
12. "I know it's love because there is drooling coming from my mouth and rumbling in my belly."
13. "I eats all the cookie dough and then I sits in the bowl."
14. "My plan to eat every last one of Santa's cookies is also in progress."
15. "I'm sure Santa will think these are adorable...if he ever sees them, that is."
16. "Once this cookie jar is cracked open, it's all over."
17. "YES, MY MOMENT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED."
