1.
They don't know how to drive a school bus properly.
2.
And they can't even use office supplies in the correct way.
3.
They have a terrible sense of humor.
4.
They don't even LIKE cuddling.
5.
And they make terrible cuddle buddies...just look at this tiny rat doing a horrible job at snuggling up to his pal.
6.
Their whiskers aren't even kissable or cute.
7.
They hate making new friends.
8.
NO FRIENDSHIP TO SEE HERE.
9.
They won't even push your shopping cart for you at the grocery store.
10.
And they always want to hold hands with their teeny tiny paws.
11.
They will eat all of your yummy snacks without sharing.
12.
They will steal your car...
13.
...and your favorite teddy bear.
14.
They will take all of your beautiful flowers and make them into flower crowns, and you just cannot have that happen.
15.
They will bake cookies with the groceries you paid for and they won't even give you one.
16.
They're DEFINITELY not cute as babies.
17.
NOPE, NOT CUTE AT ALL.
18.
Who would want to kiss those floppy rat ears?!?! NOBODY.
19.
Rats...THEY'RE JUST THE WORST.
