4. “My only job is to sit in this basket and look fabulous.”
8. “If you’ve got everything under control I’m gonna take a quick nap.”
10. “I’ll watch the bike while you go inside and get me a treat.”
11. “I’ll keep your lap warm while we TEAR UP THE PAVEMENT.”
15. “I might eat some snacks out of this bag on our way home…a co-pilot has to stay energized.”
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