1. "No one can ever tell us apart, but we like it that way 'cause then we can play more pranks."
2. "If you couldn't already tell from our smiles, WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME TOGETHER."
3. "Animal Planet went to commercial break which means it's WRESTLE TIME."
4. "If we team up we're guaranteed to get those treats. Nobody can deny double the cuteness."
5. "When we put our booties together we are an unstoppable force."
6. "Car rides are way less scary with your best bud by your side."
7. "JUST POPPING IN TO REMIND YOU THAT WE'RE GREAT."
8. "I wanted to kiss you 'cause I love you so much but I got too excited."
9. "This is my mini me and I will love him for ever and ever."
10. "We secretly just want to cuddle but when we're together we look REALLY TOUGH."
11. "Wearing this cone isn't as bad when I have my buddy to cheer me up."
12. "TEAM SPANIEL ON THE LOOKOUT. NOTHING GETS BY US."
13. "We are the champions of squish. There are none squishier than us."
14. "Hamilton is a bit grumpy so please do not disturb my buddy while he's trying to nap."
15. "I LOVE YOU AND ICE CREAM CONES SO I'M BASICALLY IN HEAVEN RN."
16. "Hey, turns out baths can be kinda fun when you have your best friends around!"
17. "LOVE THE TENNIS BALL TOP HAT TOUCH. MY BEST FRIEND IS A GENIUS."
