1. “TONY HAWK LEARNED EVERYTHING HE KNOWS FROM ME.”
2. “I’m going to occupy your shoe until you bow down to my cuteness.”
6. “I’m the cutest dog in the world and I deserve ALL OF THE ATTENTION.”
7. “I’M AN ELEPHANT NOW AND NOBODY CARES.”
8. “I am actually a pirate that time traveled from the 16th century and not one person cares.”
9. “I CAN FLY AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICED.”
12. “CAN’T EVERYONE SEE THAT I AM A PRINCESS?!”
13. “I’m a spider and no one is even afraid of me.”
14. “I AM THE SOLE REASON THAT SHARK WEEK IS A SUCCESS.”
16. “Acknowledge me and you’ll realize how DASHING MY WRINKLES ARE.”
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