10 Things That Movies Taught Us About Dinosaurs

History class, shmistory class. If you can’t learn it from going to the movies then it ain’t worth knowin’. Reintroduce yourself to the frightening feature film that taught you everything you know about terror. Celebrate Jurassic Park’s 20th anniversary with Jurassic Park in 3D, now playing in realD 3D and IMAX 3D, and watch the trailer now!

1. Lawyers are the bacon of the dinosaur world.

That’s not to say that a towering tyrannosaurus doesn’t still enjoy a nice, juicy plate of pig meat. Mmmm, bacon.

2. Arm length isn’t everything.

T-Rex don’t need elbows to take care of business.

3. Dino boogers are the worst boogers.

Gesundheit.

4. Velociraptors love ice cream. LOVE it.

Asteroids didn’t wipe out dino-kind. Brainfreeze did.

5. Dinosaurs have but one natural predator: cowboys.

The history books conveniently left out how often cowpokes had to rustle raptors down the ol’ frontier.

6. “Rawr” doesn’t mean “I love you” in Dino Speak.

It means “I’m a 7-ton carnivorous killing machine and I’m going to eat you.”

7. It’s not the size of the dino in the fight…

…it’s the size of the fight in the dino. #inspiringdinofacts #sotrue

8. JK, size totally matters.

Especially if you’re a nuclear-powered mega-dino just trying to make it in America.

9. All dinosaur fossils are just napping.

Boo.

10. Triceratops give the best hugs.

Triceratops hugs > velociraptor hugs. Trust us.

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