This is the Y.R.U. Everest Platform Sandal
it retails for $79 at Urban Outfitters. The worst $79 YOU WILL EVER SPEND.
Why? IT IS CLEARLY AN ANKLE-BREAKING MONSTROSITY.
That looks sort of like one of these:
Or like one of these:
But mostly like this:
And will likely make you fall like this:
So we only have one question:
