Chest hair has so many varied and wonderful uses.
3. To celebrate the holiday season.
Tidings of comfort and joy.
7. To demonstrate your patriotism.
10. To guide lovers down the path of certain pleasure.
11. To remind yourself where your penis is.
12. Geez, guys, OK WE GET IT.
YOUR PENIS IS DOWN THERE.
13. To show off your six-pack and cool new swimsuit.
14. Or your hard-won eight-pack.
16. To show your allegiance to your favorite superhero.
19. To keep things business casual.
20. To show how much you love cats.
22. To create a mighty mustache.
24. To show off your custom “cupid being fired out of a canon” artwork.
(That’s what that’s supposed to be).
25. To cover up your assets.
26. To show your true love.