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Victoria's Secret models are some of the most beautiful women in the world.
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Which is why it is straight-up odd when Victoria's Secret decides to put them in such weird, and, frankly, confusing outfits.
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Sexy astronaut space lingerie?
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Attack of the Hobby Lobby ribbon aisle?
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So many looks were sending mixed messages. "I'm so cold, but also, check out my butt in this foxy panty." Like this one.
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And this one. Serving sexy babushka realness.
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And geez. This one, too.
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Consumptive Victorian wench.
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Pssst, lady, you have fireworks attached to your body. ESCAPE! ESCAPE!
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"This is my business underwear."
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Were the sheer pants so necessary?
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Girl, ur butt is getting attacked by butterflies.
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Crafted from stuff in your mom's junk drawer.
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Oh, sure, it's sexy firefighter time.
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Yes, this is what our founding fathers envisioned.
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Antebellum South gentleman's club.
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Alexis Carrington on crack.
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The exotic birdhouse at the Bronx Zoo.
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Who are we kidding? You're all insanely hot, stupid outfits or no.