1.
When he wore a matching zebra top and bikini bottom (with thigh-highs, natch).
2.
When he single-handedly made male crop tops happen.
3.
When he made getting out of the bathtub the hottest thing that ever happened.
4.
When he made purple lamé A Thing.
5.
Lace headband? Yes, please!
6.
Off-the-shoulder top? UH-HUH.
7.
Better yet, no shirt at all.
8.
When he paired a bedazzled trenchcoat with snakeskin pants.
9.
When he dressed like a sexy matador.
10.
How about when he wore assless pants at the 1991 MTV VMAs?
11.
When he stunned everyone with his third-eye knowledge at the 2015 American Music Awards.
12.
The time he showed us all how to wear a fringey leather jacket.
13.
The time he and his date matched in beautiful sparkles.
14.
And damn could that man SPARKLE.
15.
When he performed with Beyoncé and somehow managed to be sexier than her.
16.
When he made every girl/guy/dog/cat swoon in Purple Rain.
17.
Has there ever been a better shirt ruffle?
19.
When he gave perfect curl in Under the Cherry Moon.
20.
When he channeled his inner Joker for the Batman soundtrack.
21.
When he was basically the future incarnate at the iHeartRadio Music Fest.
22.
When he threw no shade in shades.
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And when he looked fly AF in shiny peach at the Grammys.
Shine on, you beautiful diamond.
