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16 Things You Definitely Shouldn't Wear To Coachella

Bad idea.

There are a lot of questionable fashion choices at Coachella.

It's a festival. You can expect people to be dressing like yeti space fairies.

And wearing generally regrettable things.

Hey, you do you.

But you should definitely, at all costs, not being doing any of this:

No.

No.

No.

Nope.

Nah, son.

Nooooooo.

Nuh-uh.

Nopers.

Hell no.

No way.

NO.

Holy crap, NO.

Nooooooo.

Seriously, no.

And if you're still unclear why wearing headdresses is messed up:

That goes for you, too, Kardashians.