Rejoice, my fuzzy comrades, for today is the first day of fall.
It's been a long, cruel summer of smooth, hairless legs.
But, nevermore. Leg shaving season is officially over.
No longer shall we torture our poor, innocent legs.
No more shall we spend all our money on razors and shave gel.
Because leg sweater weather is finally here.
United, we will don our seasonal armor: jeans, sweatpants, tights, and most importantly LEGGINGS.
Together, we shall grow leg hair as warm as our hearts and robust as our spirits.
As one, we will abandon our razors and surrender to to the way nature made us.
Join me, my downy-thighed friends. The time has come.
